  Ah here we are my pretties, I have a mere 9 mins before my next meeting, just enough for a blog-ette. Welcome Karen. Ooh you are a dirty girl and MJW a dirty boy. You with APorrait and bully squaddie and MJW with Danny Boy. Oh by the way, Cleckheaton, my home town and major town on the River Spen is the capital of poofters.
There are more gay men there per head of population anywhere other than Chariots!! I am coming home on 3 June 2004 AD for a long weekend. As always it will includ ethe inevitable Friuday night and they go something like this: 1 Dad drops me off after Corrie to the JD Wetherspoon Public House, The Obediah Brooke, also known as OBs or Obi Wan Kenobi's. We have 3 quick pints there and then move on to 2 The George, used to be good, now is shit but everyone goes and the boys are so fit in Cleck that you can't say no.
3 Then the Rose and Crown - used to be a rugby pub but they have Karaoke 4 Then the station, they have Karaoke as well, and the DJ is cute as hell and gay as a $4 bill and its good 5 Then the regal where we get royally pissed, me and Matt get really camp and have a wonderful time eyeing up the talent and finally 6 Mucky Joes - the worst curry house in the world but its just what you need when you get drunk in cleck.
I hope the lovely Steven Horner will be out, I can try to pull him again! Anyhew Karen, welcome to the blog and I hope you post many many posts. See ya - wouldn't wanna be ya - you blond slaaaaaaag. urlLink Don't stop till you get enough! T 
