  urlLink Email me you spanners! Yesterday evening i had a full hours lecture on liver failure and the dangers of heavy drinking!
from a very good friend of mine Helen who happens to be a doctor in Edinburgh. I soaked up all the information and advice, pondered for a while on the way to the fridge to get the wine.......do i drink to enhance or escape my emotions? probably a bit of both! So the outcome, i'm not going to stop drinking...i might think about cutting down, but not yet.
It's the funniest thing in the world, i'm happiest in the pub surrounded by my great mates, laughing, shrieking and talking bollocks! What else would i do with my weekends, i wouldn't have any stories to tell, the stories that make me, ME! the joy in my life would just go. I wouldn't hear people saying, why are your weekends so outrageous?
how do you manage to get into so much trouble? or Oh my god! here she comes, light the blue touch paper and stand well back! So until the time comes when i meet a nice sensible boyfriend who will impregnate me, i'm going to carry on as i am! Anyhow Helen's a raving lesbian, she licks fannies and she dare lecture ME coz i drink? Fuck that! 
