  "Phthalocyanine masturbation" There you go. Only one page on the whole of googles database has those two words in it. However, I can't seem to take any feeling of fulfilment from this discovery. That is probably a good thing, i reckon. Anyone finding satisfaction from this fact, or indeed the act (whatever that entails, i hate to imagine) must be a pretty odd person. Not necessarily a bad or stupid person, just an odd one. I quite fancy some toffee at the moment. Maybe I'll go and find some. 
