  so one late night at the bridgeport flyer diner years ago, kim and i got high on caffeine and decided to make up a super hero team.
The members are: 1. Kevin - aka Sindicate Boy - He has the power of Remote Control . He can stop, rewind, fast foward, and pause time. His weapon of choice is a tool belt. His entrance song is Born in the USA . 2. Chris - aka Fanboy - aka The Master Debator - He has the power of Astral Projection.
His weapon of choice is his manbag. His entrance song is The Blue Shirt Medley . 3. Kimberley - aka The Inkblot - She has the power of Tattoo Animation. Her weapon of choice is bacitracin. Her entrance song is Sabatoge . 4. Alicia - aka The Freak - She has the power of Addiction. Her weapon of choice is her shit-kicking boots. Her entrance song is Shitlist . 5. Mike - aka Whiteboy - He has the power of Bloody Slander.
His weapon of choice is his mojo. His entrance song is I'm too Sexy . 6. Tom - aka Monkey Boy - He has the power to put shit in your pants. His weapon of choice is The Brown Note. His entrance song is Proudest Monkey . 7. Rob - aka Fratboy - He has the power of Seasoning. His weapon of choice is rice. His entrance song is Blister in the Sun . 8. Jessica - aka The Divine Miss J - She has the power of being a Verbal Vixen.
Her weapon of choice is Tweezers. Her entrance song is LA Woman . 9. Steve - aka The Village Idiot - He has the power of World Domination. His weapon of choice is his dizzying intellect. His entrance song is Macho Man. 10. Kaylee - aka The Potty Mouth - She has the power of Knock Knock Jokes. Her weapon of choice is her cuteness shield. Her entrance song is Shine On You Crazy Diamond . 11. Harry - aka Normal Boy - He has the power of Landscaping. His weapon of choice is a weed wacker. His entrance song is More Human Thank Human . Together, we are HWAN! 
