  i'm taking fifteen to twenty minutes out of (finally) doing my dishes. i have to wait for the dawn power dissolver to do its magic. i actually burnt my spaghetti sauce last night. have you ever seen Ghost Dad? the oldest daughter is all angry with Bill Cosby (aka Ghost Dad) because he criticized her cooking.
she apparently screwed up spaghetti-Os. "how could you burn spaghetti-Os? " he asks. it hurts her feelings. i thought about that last night when i couldn't get my spaghetti sauce out of the pan. and then it was the only clean pan i had and it was either clean a pan to make more spaghetti sauce in or figure out another way to warm the remaining sauce. i scrounged around in my kitchen for something microwave-safe and warmed some sauce that way. today i have to clean the pan.
i can't stand to have it on the stove taunting me. "how could you burn spaghetti sauce? " it asks. it's easier than you'd think. JOKE OF THE DAY: Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Is it hot in here, or what? " The other muffin turns and exclaims, "Holy shit! A talking muffin!
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