  Mike is sitting outside, reading his favorite book, "How to Boil Water - Volume II," while Julia runs in a mini-marathon sponsored by Vodka Crans. Mike smiles, noting the absolute perfection of his living room rug, with its soft, cream color and beautifully textured surface. No lines, no scuffs, no dirt - just perfectly manicured carpet. As he's grooming his carpet with a fork and knife, Cory's shades snap open quickly on both sides of the window, the familiar pair of binoculars and cigarette appear. However, on the other end are another pair of binoculars and another cigarette. "Hmmppffff, apparently Craig has moved in," Mike says, catching the shades snapping closed in the reflection. Julia bounds up the stairs, still wearing her marathon number (sponsored by Grey Goose). She steps over Mike and walks into the kitchen. J: "Do we have any vodka? I need a drink" M: "Babe, you just got done running a marathon, wouldn't you like a gatorade or some other sports beverage? And have you forgotten that we take our shoes off before we walk on the carpet? " J: "Forget that, I had to run through some guy's puke in the marathon. I'm not touching these shoes. " Mike's face goes white as his head slowly pans down to see the puke tracks left on the carpet by Julia's running shoes.
At this moment, Dacus walks by with a pair of Blue Blockers on and snaps a picture. M: [Frantically] "Where is the sponge and carpet cleaner? " J: "I think its in the drahhhhhh. " M: "Now maybe you'll understand why we take our shoes off in the apartment" J: "What is this 'we' shit? " Schilltron 3030 walks by, laundry detergent and bag of laundry in hand. He stops to admire the carpet, and is disgusted when he sees the puke marks.
S: "Mike, you should be ashamed...and now I'm going to do the robot. " Cory's blinds flip open again. Mike's phone rings. PHONE: "A little club soda will get that right out. Click. " Cory's blinds flip shut again. P.S. I just fell asleep at my desk for 10 minutes - and yesterday's episode was a tough act to follow, but my resolve will not waver... 
