  Have you ever been walking down a hall or on the sidewalk and notice that someone else is walking right towards you? You are like 2 trains speeding towards an inevitable collision. So, to avoid being embarrassed (because walking into someone and smacking faces is not cool) you do a little side-step to your right...
But then the idiot side-steps in the same direction. The next thing that goes through your brain is to move the other direction. But then the jackass does that too! It seems so retarded that you are moving back and forth with each other. It's like some impenetrable force field that you just cannot cross. Finally after like 10 minutes, I smarten up and stop so the other person can cross.
What really burns me though, is right after that they say something stupid like "thanks for dancing with me" or "tango y tu? " It makes me want to shove my fist in their mouth. I want to stab them with my ball point pen in the ear. And that is how I got my first restraining order... 
