  Spencer and I went down to Lampasas this weekend to visit Chase and his girlfriend before football sucks up all of Chase's time until November. It was a relaxing getaway...BUT--while the bug problem has improved at my apartment, I think the little shits at my apartment called ahead to their hillbilly friends to let them know I was on my way.
Yesterday, after breakfast I heard Ashley screaming and Chase and Spencer running around. Turns out a HUGE roach (I swear, like 2 inches long) had snuck in to Chase's room and was roaming around. They finally caught the disgusting creature and threw him in the toilet to flush him down. Well, it was finally my turn to hop in the shower to get ready for the day. Before getting in the water, I went to the bathroom and sat down on the toilet. Any ways, I stood up and turned around and flush the commode and there was this HUGE, brown creature flailing around like crazy in the swirling water and I'm like, "What the #$@%@^! Where in the @#!@$! did that come from?!? " I started wondering if that disgusting thing touched my bottom, wait a sec... he saw my bottom!
Dirty, perverted bug. I screamed for Spencer and he came in--I asked him what they did with the roach they found and he told me they flushed it down the toilet... However--turns out Mr. Roach was smarter than they thought. He used the toilet paper floating in the bowl, the same paper that they caught him with--to hoist himself up the inside of the toilet and climb into the crack (where the water comes out).
They tried getting him out, but were unsuccessful so they gave up. ***Spencer and Chase forgot to mention this part of the story, which would have been nice to know so I could have been a little more prepared for this first thing in the morning. *** Needless to say, I was in the shower for about 30 minutes with a majority of the time spent scrubbing the first two layers of skin off my bum to make sure I had no bug cooties on me. 
