  Heh.. got to love the Simpson’s... speaking of - work that is- I'm currently not doing it. Why pray tell... the same reason a dog licks it sack... So there I was slowing becoming more chemically unbalanced when I decided to start plugging random words and phrases into google in a selfless attempt to see what kind of entertaining and demented pages I could stumble upon ... (by the way beer.com is a procrastinators wet dream) So just then fates fickle friend (inspiration for you pure of heart) steps in and bang, like a freshman girl at the junior prom, my blog cherry was shattered... Which oddly reminds me of Mr. Smith... Adam Smith and that invisible hand of his… more like hand job... (unchecked free markets just like to fuck the masses) I like to be kissed when I’m being fucked Mr. Smith… Anyway, here it is my first blog... Much like a light beer, it probably didn't do much for ya and you’re not sure if you want another... Until next round… -Eger 
