  Up popped the griffen from the coconut grove. He's a mean mother fucker, you could tell by his clothes. He's got a two button beany and a four button stitch. He's a cock sucking, mother fucking son of a bitch. Well he ran through the jungle with his cock in his hand. Saying, "Mean mother fucker, I'm the king of this land. " He chased this broad up a coconut tree, And she said, "Ooh Gee Baby ! Let me be ! " So he lined up a hundred broads against the wall. For a two dollar bet he fucked them all. Fucked ninety-eight till his cock turned blue, Wacked off, sucked off, screwed the other two.
When he died, he went straight to hell. Fucked the devil's wife and his daughter as well. And on his tomb stone written in green, Here lies the human fuckin' machine. (the ending below is sung to tune of "Shave and a haircut... Two bits ! ") - Sung by the whorehouse... quartet Do you have a hard-on... not yet. Don't l-e-t... it... sag ! 
