  Top Ten Ways to Annoy Your Waiter 10. Eight hour lunch; two dollar tip! 9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor? " 8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Sucks!
" 7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage. " 6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo. " 5. Insist that, before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.
4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you? " 3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard. 2. As he walks back to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna take a leak in the chowder!
" 1. Three words: Eat the check! 
