  Just listened to John Ashcroft's announcement on my lunch break. He tossed out some figures about Al Qaeda having plans 70% complete, 90% complete. Where the fuck does he come up with these numbers? Who the hell is measuring this shit? Three out of five cell members have made it to the U.S. but only one of them has access to an airport, divided by the number of fake I.D.s. If I carry the two... 
