  I assume you all heard that the Re-pube-lick-ans were courting former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka for the Senate seat recently vacated by sex-club swinger Jack Ryan.
Anyhow, the crotch-grabber was urlLink quoted as saying that he was "not so sure that public hangings don't have a place in society. " I know what you're thinking. But he didn't mean c. 1500-1960 Mississippian society. He's talking about, like, today.
This sets off my Republican Mad Libs alarm. Say we make a sentence out of this, remove Ditka's name and insert your favorite republican: ___________________ is not so sure that public hangings don't have a place in society. Some choices to get you started: 1. Strom Thurmand (ok, ok. Too easy. Even if he already bit it. ) 2. Pat Buchanan 3. Jesse Helms 4. William Rehnquist 5. George W. Bush 
