  No, i'm not dead or incarcerated. You can all go ahead and wipe the disapointed looks off of your faces. Today i convinced my little brother to dump gasoline on and set ablaze a paper sack full of firecrackers. It was pretty cool. Interestingly, the firecrackers didn't all go off right away. Some of them withstood a couple minutes in the blaze before they went off.
And some of them fizzed and flew off like bottle rockets. I have attained a top 500 ranking on US East server of Warcraft 3. I am losing a lot though, so i dont expect it to last. I call my new strategy "Merlin's Incredible Dogs of War" It doesn't work on Undead (or human or orc). I haven't smoked any weed for over a week. I wouldn't be surprised if I had already died from weed starvation, and I'm in some kind of bruce willis-esque sixth sense afterlife. Not much else to report. Magic Window, hit me in the back of the head!! ! 
