  In every Jerry Springer episode we hear this phrase screamed by a "guest" on the show while parading up and down the stage. Why do people feel so compelled to comment on the life of a complete stranger? What is the attraction of giving someone advise that you would never personally use? What is the point of bringing more complications in your life by immersing yourself in someone else's mess?
What is the point of me writing all this? Well read on... Actually, fuck it! If you're reading on to see whats troubling me, then you're probably one of those people... hahaha. Lets just say you're reading on because you're bored shitless and will not give a fuck about what I'll be saying. This way, you'll distance yourself from these pathetic humans I'll be talking about. Today I find myself repeating that over and over again in my head like I'm some autistic kid that learnt a new word.
"Fuck you, you don't know me! Fuck you, you don't know me! Fuck you, you don't know me....". Just because I can't be fucked talking about the weather and the fully sick club you went to on the weekend, does not mean that there is something wrong with me. It does not mean that I am having a bad day and it does not mean that I have something against you. All it means is that I can not be fucked listen to every excrutiating minutiae of your life. These people, however, always seem to want to push the matter and delve into my brain to understand what is troubling me. The fact is, I'm not troubled or phased by many things. I am however troubled by their need to comfort me. Am I a newborn baby? Do I need a nipple to suck on (maybe... :P)? Do I need to be carried and wrapped in a blanket? FUCK YOU, I don't so please do not talk to me. So what is my solution to this? I am going to make some t-shirts that say "I don't have a problem, I just don't want to speak to you".
I think its either that or buy myself a salt mine in northern Mongolia and spend the rest of my life there with my pet yaks, at least they can't talk. I'm sure everyone feels this way sometimes so if you're interested in these t-shirts please email me. You've just wasted ten minutes of your life reading this. Couldn't you have done something a bit more productive?
Fuck you, you don't know me!
:) 
