  I cant ever seem to understand her, my wife. She just got up yesterday and said she would visit her friend, girl friend, for two days.
Just like that, I mean no warning or anything, she just packed a small bag and took off in the morning. I slept on my own, for the first time in a long time. Bed was cold as hell, I got up in the milddle of the night and went to a neighbourhood pub for a beer. One of the barmaids started getting cozy with me, almost fell for it, she actually gave me a hard on, she noticed it and even touched it.
She is not beautiful, so I let her go. Maybe next time I'll take her to a cheap lodging and fuck the hell out of her.... Went back to bed and slept. Woke up with a hard on and wished she, my wife, was here. It is not good wasting a hard on by going to pee! 
