  One, Two, the Evil Bagel's comin' for you... The other day I had an Evil Bagel. I swear it was evil. My grandfather bought a 5-pack of 'em, but got sick after eating one, so he gave them to us. I thought, it couldn't be too bad...I was wrong. I ate that bagel and BOOM, I was sick all day. Not cool Mr. Evil Bagel, not cool at all. 
