  Have you ever seen a yowie? I haven't, but I have undertaken some cursory research on the subject on the Internet. From what I understand, yowies are like sasquatches or yetis - giant man-like apes that lurk in forests and mountains, leave great big footprints behind and are sometimes seen by park rangers and hillbilles, but have never been proven to exist. Nobody really knows exactly what yowies are or what they do, only that they seem to be a mysterious species preserved since ancient times, untouched by human progress. Like the Governor-General. Yowies, however, are also said to be covered from head to toe with coarse hair, emit a foul odour and have a voracious sexual appetite. Kind of like your mama. 
