  FROM 9/10/03 Hi Everyone- Have you all noticed what time I am composing this recap? It's almost ten in the morning, and I just got in. Because my boss is quite possibly the greatest woman in the world, she agreed that I can come in at 10 on Wednesday mornings.
(Insert wild, enthusiastic applause here). After getting four hours of sleep, I feel like I could run ten miles, or, at the very least, stare at this computer for eight hours without nodding off. FIrst of all, I would like to give a big thank you shout-out to Kellyfor coming by the bar last night. It was great to see you. I couldn't tell you this while you were there, but you were very close to making a love connection. Do you remember that group of guys at the bar? They aren't hard to remember because they were my only other customers at that time. Anyway, the youngest one, i.e. the one in his early forties, thought you were quite the little studette. He seemed pissed when Tom came, but, don't worry, I assured him that he was not your boyfriend. I am hoping that I can arrange for  a way for the two of you to meet.
He is full of great lines like asking me, "So... are you into girls? " and, to his friend, "I'm telling you, your daughter's friends are hot. "  Don't worry, Kelly. I promise to pursue this promising catch for you. This sort of thing is all part of the bar's motto. My bar:  Bringing people together for the better, but usually for the worse. I do have to update you all on a bit of bar gossip.
We have a new customer that has been 86ed/banned fromt he bar- Mart. Now, I know that most of you have met Mart. FF:  He is the guy that bet you a grand that you couldn't drink a martini an hour for the rest of the night. Everyone else:  Do you remember when you came in with Little H? He was the guy that was sitting in the corner. Apparently, on Monday night, Mart used his charm and boyish good looks... or money to convince one of our lovely female patrons to give him a bl#w jo& in the back room.
Klassy! Apparently, both Jack and Bergen walked in on him, and now he is banned. The only saving grace to this story is that he didn't come in last night so I didn't have to break the news to him! Do you remember the guy that I threw out three times in one night and then he hid in the men's room? Well, my bar is apparently his new favorite hang out. He was there again last night. Both Bergen and I don't like him.
He got drunk and kept accusing us of talking about him... which was essentially true. Some woman came in to see him for a little bit. The best part of my night was when she stood up, yelled at him, and then stormed out of the bar. Take that, Captain Urinal. Other than that, I don't have too much to report. Have a great day, and I'll probably see a lot of you tomorrow- 
