  So everyone's bitching about the price of gas. First of all, these people should keep in mind the fact that we pay half of what the Europeans pay for gas (which might explain their cute little fuel-efficient cars as opposed to the monstrosities Americans drive). And second of all they should realize that it is their choice to drive. Yes, choice. If more people chose not to drive then public transportation would be forced to improve and it wouldn't just be the poor, the mentally incompetant and me on the bus...okay I'm not going to lie, I mostly take the train anyways, but the larger point remains.
High gas will hopefully push the masses (especially the hidden reserves of hot men) on public transportation. Not to mention that less car action and more walking might unburden our nation of fatasses of some excess poundage. Speaking of pork & bloating, Iraq. This country is hemorrhaging money to destroy and not to uplift.
People that are planning on voting for old squinty eyes should think of that the next time they gas up their Ford Expolorer. Or their hummers. We are bleeding money for no apparent reason. We are our own worst WMD. I would like to see George Bush's God tell him to have the government create a hybrid hummer. 
