  Don't you hate it when you ask someone a question, and they don't answer? They just remind you of things that might tell you the answer-- or just call you stupid. Me : "What's the diameter of the earth? " Bob : "Well what do you think? " Me : "If I thought, I wouldn't have asked the question.
" Bob : "Remember in science class, when Mr. Vierling was talking about the diameter of the earth? " Me : "Well obviously not, because I wouldn't be asking you now if I knew what it was. " Bob : "'Member in that movie with Tom Hanks? They were arguing about the diameter of the earth. " Me : "Do you know the diameter or don't you? " Bob : "And they were talking about how the diameter from pole to pole is smaller than the diameter from equator to-- other equator.
" Me : "Just tell me the damn diameter! " Bob : "7,800 miles. " Me : "Thank you! " Exeunt And then there are the people who are overly paranoid.
Me : "What's the diameter of the earth?
" Bob : "Why, what have you heard? " Exeunt P.S. As far as I know, there wasn't a movie in which Tom Hanks was talking about the diameter of the earth. 
