  Oh, it left like a wife who has been cheated on. It was the kind of day where everything happens in fast foward, nothing valuable has been accomplished, and you just feel used. We all have these kinds of days i suppose, well unless your filthy rich and never worked a day in your life.
For the rest of us, it's up and off to work for another day of mediocrity. However, today I did not have to work and therefore I qued all the celebration that involves. Neverthless, I had to go into the central office to get a new pair of dress pants, since the old ones split (not the first time). You think this was my fauly, but alas no! I can not take the credit, much as I would like too. Yet, the "wonderful" human resources manager "Mia" thought so. I guess she was feeling whitty today and would make light of the situation. Inquiring as to whether the result occured do to Michael Jackson moves or someother gymnastical feat of unsavory humilation. Caught off guard to her wonderful banter, I simply reply in the negative and thought nothing more of it. You should note, I had to wait 25 minutes for her to finish with some other female guard ( most likely chitty chatting) before she dealt with me. I left the office sortly thereafter, after signing some stupid release form. Of course, it was raining even harder than before and I proceeded to the skytrain to sail back home. While on the way home, I thought what a b.i.t.ch. and if only I had the brain power, at that moment, to verbally cut her down.
What ashame, I thought, after relecting on one or two good zingers. For example, "Gee, with such a sharp tongue, you must have difficulty pleasing your boyfriend". Of course, that would be an improper remark, but damn sweet no less. For my reader, I hope you catch the 'air' of a sexual double entendre. I also thought of another zinger to slay the dragon with. "Geez Mia, you shouldn't agitate things even with a gentle tug as it could explode in your face".
Neverthless witty, I would probably be set in my place and jeopardized my job in "going off" on her... lol ok ok no more sexual innuendoes. I will admit she's pleasing on the eyes, as several people have noted. So in a nutshell, that was the highlight of my day off. Perhaps tommorow will bring new opportunities and wonderful riches... 
