  Ok I have gotten so many e-mails about my sig lines I now will publish them as per request. 1-Women: you can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash. ----Emo Phillips 2-Adversity does not hurt character ..It builds it. 3- "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
" -- Stephen Roberts 4- "There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those that understand binary and those that don't. " 5- Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most manage to pick themselves up and hurry along as if nothing had happened. - Winston Churchill 6-Por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas 7-"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. " 8- "Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. " - Albert Einstein 9- One should try everything once, except inscest and folk-dancing. 10- Freedom is the right to say "I Won't" 11- Bad Spellers of the World - Untie!!
12- Any resemblance between the views enclosed herein and those of my employer,my terminal, or the view out my window are purely coincidental. Any resemblance between the heretofore-mentioned views and my own views is non-deterministic by definition. Neither the validity of these views nor the existence of any sentient beings to hold them is asserted by this material, either implicitly or explicitly. The question of the existence of views in the absence of anyone to hold them is left as an exercise for the reader. The question of the existence of the reader is left as an exercise for the second god coefficient. The existence of God relies strongly on the definition of the terms used in the argument, the sociological upbringing of the reader, and the prevailing societal conditions under which this information is being considered, assuming that this disclaimer can be considered to be informational in nature.
A discussion of non-orthogonal,non-integral polytheism is beyond the scope of this disclaimer. No purchase neccessary. Tax and titles extra. Use only as directed. Void where prohibited 13- "Don't be so humble, you're not that great". - Golda Meir 14- "Never argue with an idiot, they only drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience" 15- "Illinois Nazis.
I hate Illinois Nazis. " The Blues Brothers 16- Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur. Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound. 17- Lego bricks need you - join us today 18- IMPORTANT: This email is intended for the use of the individual addressee(s) named above and may contain information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humour or irrational religious beliefs. If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this email is not authorised (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an irritating social faux pas. Unless the word absquatulation has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or no grammatical use and may be ignored.
No animals were harmed in the transmission of this email, although the kelpie next door is living on borrowed time, let me tell you. Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just ignore that Alert Notice from Microsoft. However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you and your pets. If you have received this email in error, please add some nutmeg and egg whites, whisk and place in a warm oven for 40 minutes. 19- Nothing in the world can take place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.
Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. - Calvin Coolidge 20- "Pimps have it all together. They do real well with women. You never see two pimps at a party and one pimp saying to the other, 'Go over there and talk to her, I think she likes you.
'" 21- "Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Give a man religion and he'll starve to death whilst praying for a fish. " 22- "Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction. " -E. F. Schumacher 23- "Worry is a circle of inefficient thought pivotting on a base of fear" And one more so long that I'll never use it and don't want to bother with it so Tough Shit. 
