  Evil BE HONEST! I just heard that urlLink John Kerry tore his right rotator cuff . The articles says that he tore it while campaigning in Iowa. C'mon now. What does that even mean? Take it from someone who has first hand knowledge: Mr. Shoulders. There are only two ways to tear your right rotator cuff: 1. Throwing too many 98mph fastballs 2. Well... you know 
