  Yesterday in a fit of sinister rage, our frightening vice president, Dick Cheney, blew up at Democratic senator Patrick Leahy of Vermont. Supposedly, Cheney was angry over repeated comments and accusations about his involvement in the recent (note how I use the word "recent", so to decipher which halliburton scandal I'm speaking about) Halliburton scandal. Leahy and others were shocked by his use and later pardoned him (which I think is a mistake) on CNN; citing that perhaps he was having a bad day. I would like to note something here. Last time one of our guys, Kerry to be specific, used a word of that caliber; he was fucking chastised by the right. Praeger and all those jerks at Townhall and the Weekly Standard came down on him like he was the anti-christ.Conservative writers cited that his unnecessary use of the word was indicative of his lack of professionalism, family values and zero capacity to be president.
Funny thing is, since Dick Cheney blurted out that word, Thursday on the Senate floor; not a word has been mentioned by Republicans. Some how its excusable? Might I remind all you who pawn away your dignity and self-respect to be included in the conservative circle, that using profanity on the Senate Floor is prohibited by senate rules and could be likened to such blasphemous behavior as defecating in a church. Fucking double-standards, that's what I say. 
