  Tonight, Katie and I had an amazing adventure! Holy shit, it was crazy. Ok, so Katie and I decided to go to Minneapolis for the night but unfortunately, we didn't know how to get there. So aimlessly we ended up in a wildlife refuge on Lyndale and a Walgreens in Burnsville. Finally, we got to Mlps and were finding a place to hang out when as we were turning left... fuck, we got hit by a car on the driver's side and almost hit two drunks skidding into the streetcorner. The people that hit us were really nice and we exchanged info, da da da. Haha but the highlight of our accident was the drunk Mexican telling us to "Run! You can still get away with it! " He kept trying to get in our car, telling us to drive away, and giving us part of the headlight until the other driver pushed him away and we took off wanting to continue our adventure.
After getting that dirt off our shoulder, we parked by Caribou and "just happened" to walk by a gay bar called the Mlps Eagle. So me with my great ideas dragged Katie in, thinking it would be a cool, mixed, GBLT scene. Wrong again. Full of muscular guys in tight tee shirts staring at us for the full 15 seconds we were in there until the bouncer kicked us out.
It was pretty safe to say we were the only females present. Ha. Continuing on... Ended up around Block E. Wow, it was kick ass! We found a really hot club 3rd Degree, got hit on innumerable times, and signed a homeless person's jacket. And we can't forget our tollbooth man who said "and I especially like your nose. " Nice. Things to know: if someone drops a dime, DON'T pick it up, people who ask for directions usually know where they're going, and if all else fails, you're temporarily a lesbian. And don't go on Child's Road; you'll end up in a sewage plant and desperately avoiding street racers. 
