  Good Evening, Well friends, as I depart on my great journey across this land I have only one regret. My inability to update this website will weigh heavily on my mind and greatly impact the enjoyment of my summer.
I hope that I will be able to get to internet access station but, even If I do, it will not be very often. I hope that you can forgive me for leaving you with nothing to read, except my previous post of course, but it cannot be helped. Maybe, just maybe, you could pick up a book, that goes for you too Stephen Harper. Today I will devote the second half of my post to ragging on Stephen Harper, mainly for accusing Paul Martin of supporting child pornography.
Come on man, learn how to run a campaign. First off, you look like a dick for saying it and it's not going to win you or your nominations any more votes. Secondly, the timing was terrible. The press release was issued the day after the young girl in Toronto's murderer and rapist was found, not a good time to be talking about child pornography.
Come on Stephen, be a man. If you can't legitimately win an election don't stoop to such low levels that even your own party members don't support you. Situation ringing any bells Stockwell Day? My advise to you, and any other aspiring polititions follows: Prime Minister in 5 Easy Steps Step 1: Grow a Beard - How can you not vote for a man with a beard, women with beards are another story however. Step 2: Do things that make you look good - Kiss babies, pick up garbage, sing anthems at hockey games.
Step 3: Attend Mr. Sullivan's class - You might even learn something. Step 4: Obtain your landed immigrant status - No one wants to vote for an illegal immigrant, except Vancouver. Step 5: Once your beard is really long tell the voters that if elected you will shave it off and donate the proceeds to cancer. Then grow it out until the next election. There you have it, Sandy Mackay's guide to being the Prime Minister of Canada in 5 easy steps. Damn, I am good aren't I. Sincerely, Sandy Mackay 
