  If you're looking for further proof that Hollywood is irredeemably fucked, just step on over to Bridget Fonda's page on the IMDB and take a peek at the top half of her urlLink filmography . Yeah, yeah, maybe her agent's a total rebo, maybe she's made some bad choices-- the obligatory thankless gf in "Monkeybone," anyone?
--maybe she's lost her skills... But wait, that latter possibility is utterly im-. We are talking here about the Bridget Fonda of Singles, Single White Female, Scandal, Point of No Return, even such otherwise pathetic comic duds as It Could Happen to You and Doc Hollywood! We are talking about the actress from Jackie Brown who, whether getting high, smoking a cig, drinking a delicious vanilla protein shake, getting unsatisfyingly rear-ended by a stiff and sexually incompetent Robert DeNiro, or teasing an unstable man--"Lewis. Lew isss . Lew- hiss . "--to the point of femmicide, teased out that slender, delectable thread of self-satisfied, self-indulgent malice latent in all stoner chicks.
We are talking about the best actress ever. Look around at the actresses getting steady work these days: Charlize Theron, Angelina Jolie, Kate "Please Die Soon" Hudson, Jennifer "Radio Face" Aniston, Vanity Fair's latest quickly forgotten "discovery", like Gretchen Mol and all the other whatshernames . The only thing they have more of than Bridget is fat in their lips. Harlots and hussies, each and every last one of them.
And then look at Bridget , languishing in TV movie, straight-to-DVD hell. But don't worry, Bridget--I'm coming for you. I'm coming to Hollywood soon, and I've got a plum role ready and waiting for you if you'll deign to accept it. Your HW stock will soar again, just you wait. You are my light. You are my inspiration. Bobo 
