  A California judge ordered the release of the divorce papers of Illinois Republican Senate candidate urlLink Jack Ryan and his former wife, America’s sweetheart, urlLink Jeri Ryan , the vivacious, lovable superstar beauty of such unforgettable classics as "Star Trek: Voyager," "Matlock: the Final Seduction," and "Boston Public" and the revelations are quite steamy. It seems the conservative investment banker has a taste for what he calls “avant-garde nightclubs.” And by “avant-garde,” Ryan means nightclubs that offer mattressed cubicles, “cages, whips and other apparatus hanging from the ceiling.” According to Jeri, her ex “wanted me to have sex with him there, with another couple watching, I refused.
Respondent asked me to perform a sexual activity upon him, and he specifically asked other people to watch. I was very upset. We left the club and respondent apologized, said that I was right and he would never insist that I go to a club again. He promised it was out of his system. " Way to treat a lady right, Respondent! "Then during a trip to Paris he took me to a sex club in Paris, without telling me where we were going. I told him I thought it was out of his system. I told him he had promised me we would never go. People were having sex everywhere. I cried, I was physically ill. Respondent became very upset with me, and told me it was not a 'turn-on' for me to cry.
I could not get over the incident, and my loss of any attraction to him as a result. " For the sake of fairness, let’s listen to Ryan’s defense: "What dad wouldn't do the same thing I did? " Um, good question. But what I don’t understand is why these episodes repulse Jeri when she has to look at Fyvush Finkel every day.
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Regardless of daddy’s avant-garde escapades, this douchebag will be defeated come November if he doesn't end up dropping out of the race sooner. urlLink Barack Obama , Ryan’s opponent, is top notch—truly one of the best Senate candidates the Democrats have fielded in years.
Obama (rhymes with Osama) was the first Af-Am editor of the Harvard Law Review, then worked as a community organizer in Chicago, a professor at University of Chicago Law School and now he’s a state senator. Obama's appeal is broad and is reflected by commanding leads in every major poll. In general I think scandals are stupid. But still, one can’t help wanting payback for the way the Republicans degraded the greatest decade in recent memory, the 1990s. 
