  It’s nice to know that Saddam Hussein is not only looking great, but feeling great too. Even though he spends most of his time in solitary confinement, he’s no slouch. Iraq’s human rights minister reports that Saddam is keeping busy writing poems about George Bush and enjoying his favorite treats including “American muffins and cookies.” Saddam is also maintaining a garden, exercising sensibly and spending quality time with good friends like Chemical Ali.
Miss Detective wonders “how much the rent would be on this cell if it were in New York? Painted a clean white, much bigger than my room, plus there's air conditioning, room service, and an outdoor garden--perfect for summer fiestas! " But one naysayer thinks that Saddam’s “apparent care for his surroundings is ironic when you think he was responsible for one of the biggest ecocides when he drained the southern marshes. " Ecocide, shmicocide, I think Saddam has turned lemons into lemonade. 
