  Dude, I found the urlLink coolest chick online. I've never actively sought out a friend online before, much less a girl, but when Dan sent me the ad, I instantly knew that the girl could be my non-homo-soulmate. She likes zombies, cheesy Japanese films, and comic books. She's a geek like me. I don't have a lot of girlfriends (girls usually hate me), but I think this girl and I could be friends for real .
I haven't met her in person yet, so she could be totally fuckin' crazy, but she seems nice on her emails. Dan hopes she would be hot, so if it worked out between me and her, I could set them up later on. Work was good today. I can't believe tomorrow is Thursday already. Before you know it, it's Christmas and I'd have to get Tim something really good 'cause I still haven't gotten him a birthday present (I know, I know I'm an awful girlfriend, BUT I WAS UNEMPLOYED, OKAY? Alright, alright, that isn't an excuse, either). Anyway, my girl-boss is not the dumbass that I thought she was.
I totally underestimated her. After all, she was the one who created her own position, convinced the owner of the company about how important it was, and managed to land herself a pretty cushy office. I'd say that's pretty smart, don't you? Cute Oklahoma boss flirted with me today when he saw me at the copy room, looking like I was going to cry because the stupid copy machine wouldn't cooperate with me. PAPER JAM MY ASS! He was so sweet. Cute IT guy flirted with me, too. Hmm... it must be my new perfume... or I'm frickin' drop dead gorgeous. Random Quote of the Day: "You be strong, you survive... You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you! " - urlLink Hawkeye , urlLink Last of the Mohicans (1992) 
