  i was out buying coffee this morning. yup. i amazed myself too. up, dressed and out of the house at 9AM on a Sunday. will wonders never cease? i'd have never been out there tho if the unimaginable didn't happen: i *gasp* ran out of coffee! the horrors, i tell you. The Horrors! &nbsp; so i've got the coffee safely in my basket and i'm shopping for coffee "accessories" and i get to the dairy aisle.
i decide to get some cream because truthfully, it tastes oh, so much finer than milk and i was feeling like i needed deserved&nbsp;a reward for being out of the house at such an ungodly hour on my day off. as i was perusing the selections i noticed that they have regular Half and Half and Fat Free Half and Half. ummm. correct me if i'm wrong here people, but isn't fat-free cream something like...&nbsp;MILK? &nbsp; so i decide on the regular stuff and i turn around and some man is looking at me. i smile, cause i'm still sorta asleep and he says "five nine and a half! am i close? " WHAT??? what the hell is this guy talking about? am i on a hidden camera show again? is it&nbsp;some crazy psychotic version of urlLink Jeopardy this time and the old dude is screaming out random answers at me?
&nbsp; so i figure out that he has been trying to guess my height.
yup.
at Vons, at 9AM on a Sunday. criminy. THIS is why i don't leave the house unless i have to. i'm only 5'8" by the way. that guy was a good&nbsp;inch and a half off. i sure hope that question he was trying to answer wasn't the Daily Double... 
