  Three and a half weeks til D-day. We hadn't decided on a date to get married until like 2 weeks ago so we are really rushing things to make sure we have everything done. Joanne's a bit stress about it and I'm sure there are still a few people I haven't even told about it yet. We just happen to get a really good deal at Sneaky Pete's (about 1/4 the normal price) to host the wedding which will be really small and really quick (just like me! Oh snap, that's not right) but it has to be done on that weekend to get the deal. Her last name, Griego (gree-a-go) is cooler than mine which is Dodd (dodd) and so I was thinking of changing mine to her's but it's not really her's, it's her ex-husband's and I'm sure he wouldn't dig that.
I just want this shit over with so I can get my wedding band and pick up all the honeys. Joanne and I have been together for over 2 years now but this wont technically be my first marriage. I made the mistake of marrying someone I had only known for a couple of months about 10 years ago but I had it quickly annulled within a month. She was a whore, and by "whore" I mean "whore" but I had at least thought ahead enough to find a way out in case things went bad, which it did on day one.
If I had really thought ahead I would have shot myself in the face after saying "I do". This is too gay (and they say the Brits aren't funny). urlLink Tasty Faggots G.I. Joeness (thanks Brian). urlLink Videos a go-go Funny but makes a point. urlLink ACLU Pizza 
