  [feeling]: funny.. [looking at]: um.. hi there, lemme ax u somn, did u kno dat der actually iz a day in da year where poor lil perv peepL celebr8 their "talent"? by now if ur not confuzed den plz stop being so SMART (*sneeze*sneeze). yes it iz dat which u hav been waiting 4.. PERV DAY iz 2moro!! yay! lol.. jus in case u didnt kno, i would like 2 inform u dat im officially JOKING U DORK. but u kno wat, since der iz no1 2 talk me out of dis rite now, i declare 2moro official perverted ppl day.
hooray 4 "the few but proud".. o no wait, datz 4 da marines. srry im a lil perky 2day but u kno guys can do dat 2 u. i dont mean do as in DO but do as in make u b like dat. man im obsessed, hez so undiscriptable.. lol doz dat word even exist? i didnt think so. u kno wat? i jus thot of somn, if i keep talkin bout how nice & sweet & (lol) beautiful he iz, den maybe jus maybe 1 of my frends may start 2 like him 2.
(gasp! ) omg.. (gasp! ) hope not, so ok i'll shut up about him rite now & in case ur wondering, yes i did have my daily dose of sugar 2day.. actually it waz a double dose. ha. letz c how i could start making dis blog funny.. well speakin of funny how about i tell u a lil johnny joke.
a new teacher waz tryin 2 make use of her psychology courses. she started her class by sayin, "evry1 who thinks ur stupid, stand up! " After a few seconds, little johnny stood up. da teacher said, "do u think ur stupid, little johnny? " "No, ma'am, but I h8 2 c u standin there all by urself! " ok dis next joke iz sick so BEWARE.. dont read it if ur lil & dumb..:>> lil johnny woke up in da middle of da nite & went 2 da bathroom.
on da way bak 2 bed, he passed his parents room. when he looked in, he noticed da covers bouncing. he called 2 his dad, "hey dad, wat r u doing? " da dad answered, "playing Cards". lil johnny asked, "Whoz ur partner? " da dad answered, "ur mom".
lil johnny den passed by his older sister'z room. again, he noticed da covers bouncing. he called 2 his sister, "hey Sis, wat r u doing? " da sister answered, "playing Cards. " lil johnny asked, "Whoz ur partner? " She answered, "my boyfrend.
" a lil l8r, da Dad got up & went 2 da bathroom. as he passed lil johnny'z room, he noticed da covers bouncing. he called 2 his son, "wat r u doing? " lil johnny answered, "playing Cards. " da dad asked, "really? Whoz ur partner?
" lil johnny answered, "u dont need a partner if u hav a good hand! " ok dis iz da last 1 i promise not 2 bother u w/ it until next time: lil johnny waz sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him 2 answer a question. "johnny, if der were 5 birds sitting on a fence & u shot 1 w/ ur gun, how many would be left? " "none," replied johnny "cuz da rest would fly away. " "well, da answer iz 4," said da teacher. "But I like da way ur thinking.
" lil johnny said, "I hav a question 4 u now. if der were 3 women eating ice cream cones in a shop, 1 licking her cone, da 2nd biting her cone, & da 3rd sucking the cone, which 1 iz married? " "well," said da teacher nervously, "I guess da 1 sucking da cone? " "no," said lil johnny, "da 1 w/ da wedding ring on her finger, but I like da way ur thinking. " lol dats my favorite 1.. shut up. 2day i found a cellfone jus like mays moms on da parking lot.
it waz so kool w/ IMz & evrythin. & may & me were gonna call da persons frendz so dat da person can get their fone bak.. when all of a sudden may chikens out & tells me 2 do da honors, she waz all like "y should i take it? u found it. " obviously she should take it cuz shez more responsible (cough cough) but watever. so i had da honors & my ppl & me went 2 reserve & der waz a tall, pretty, blonde woman, obvioulsy she waz polish. & she looked so worried & she waz so thankful, wat nice ppl.
2 day i talked 2 dis dude from wichita, kansas (dorothy:: i dont think we're in kansas anymore. ) & da dude said dat he waz da only bosnian dude in wichita (cuz da town iz small) & i waz practically shocked, but hez from st.louis, hez jus i kansas till he finished college, so it waz kool talkin 2 him. u kno how i waz excited about goin 2 henry & seein all my teacherz & shit? well.. it didnt turn out well, 1st of all, mr.burns da principal doznt remember us @ all, but he told keating 2 wish me a happy grau8ion on june 15th.. i mean wtf man? & ms. fuji barely remembered me, they were all so glued on milena & her succeeding & B.S. like dat.
i got pissed off man. & den when we went 2 say hi 2 ms.brown i waz so happy dat she remembered me, cuz i axed her if she remembers me from 2 years ago & she said dat she doez which made me a bit happier. she waz like "ur name starts w/ a b rite? " & i waz like yea itz biljana. & den she said "o yea" & she iz retiring, dis waz her last year teaching, waznt dat wonderful.. i missed her a lot, she waz a kool teacher. i will continue 2 miss her.
so @ least 1 dear old person remembered me, milena said dat it waz cuz i used 2 hav glasses, but watever, allz i kno iz dat im not gonna go visit dem again since da best teacher left & derz no1 2 b der 4 n/e more.. itz all a pert of lyfe.. i understand. it did give me shiverz 2 walk da halls of dat old skool again tho. so i dono wat else 2 say but LEAVE A COMMENT PEEPL!! i luvv when saom1 leaves 1, even if itz like only 2 say hi, it actually makes my day. ok bybye. 
