  but then as i was walking home an army of midgets wielding T-shirt cannons poped in out of nowwhere. Their leader ordered them to hold their march. He spoke to me in a deep and dark tone for a midget. "DEAR GOD what is that smell son, smells like you spent 24 hours in a horses ass or something!! " he was close actaully it was more like 5 minutes and a cows ass i explained that to him. He then told me to carry on and his army continued their march into the night............... 
