  i couldn't beleive what had just happened. One minute i see a purple light and my beautiful "MOOOOOOOO" wife and the next i am in a bed surounded by a very odd white like and now i am a "MOOOOOOOOOO" cow. Well not a cow more like a bull i mean i am still a guy. This is so weird. "I see you have transformed quite nicely my love" it was my wife she was wearing a lab coat "what have you done to me" i ordered an answer i wasn't happy about this i liked behing a byped "What any loving half alien cow wife would do with her sadistic beastaility lover of a human i turned you into my kind" "oh ok that works i thought you were just insane i mean looks at your company" i made a notion to the gaint squirrels in the other room.
they were eating walnuts and laughing about something. "THey aren't squirrels my love they are........." 
