  So here I go again, signing up for yet another "Let's meet people on the Internet" website, when in all reality, I really DON'T want to meet people on the Internet.
The reason why I sign up for this shit is because I constantly need something to create the illusion of business at work, and unfortunately, the Internet's all I've got. I figure, by the time I'm 30, I'll have more Internet acquaintances that I will have friends and acquaintances in real life. I am the biggest walking contradiction that exists. I hate society, but am insanely social. Oh well, fuck it. 
