  so busy last night, the damn kids don't leave! not even for the firworks. hello?? fireworks! one kid thought it was fun to "pretend he was frozen like an iceburg" in the pool and saw nothing wrong with this concept when i talked to him about it.
later, the same kid also thought it would be a good idea to stand at the top of the waterslide, pull his bathing suit down, bend over, and stick his finger up his bum. NOT COOL! time out in a chair for that one. i had to walk one kid down, he was crying, "didn't wanna go down that slide". and then when it wasn't as busy, i got to finally go swimming, it was so hot! ah, the perks of my job. 
