  Now...what should I say to start this all off? I'm pretty sure all of the philosophical oh-my-god-that's-so-deep openings have been used already. So I'll begin with me pondering about something to replace those timeless beginnings, such as.... "In the beginning..." or "It was a dark and stormy evening..." Hmmmm....this isn't really the BEGINNING, because I'm 14, gonna be 15 in September, so the beginning was September 24, 1989. It's not the beginning of my relationship with Nicole. Today marks exactly two months. So the beginning of what?
Making my life open to random net surfers? It's also not stormy, nor is it evening. It is dark, yes, because it is night time here in Fort Wayne, Indiana. So, back to the original question: What should I say to start this all off? Nothing deep will work. Nothing clever and witty will work. Nothing spontaneous and funny will work. Let's just start out with this: My name is Matt... 
