  Hey its me Slim Shady! You guys heard about the guy who wanted to do a demonstration on his masturbation right? Well I heard on the news that a police man caught him masturbating in public and he got sent to jail. I decided to visited him just to laugh at him and say how stupid he was. When I arrived at his cell I screamed. He was dropping the soap everywhere with everybody. I then ran away cause I ain't gay. Squeeze it man! 
