  Check it out: I'm making big changes, ladies and gents... I'm pleased to introduce you to the new Bill-- a man of the people. No more ridiculous muttered monologues or Opus Dei-style self mortification. I am now "Average Joe Bill" from "Everytown, USA", always ready with a smile and a hearty laugh. Bill sans the glasses has been nicer, more considerate of the customer's wishes, and blind. Two rather masculine females came in on Mon. night. As always, I asked them if they needed any help: "If you gentlemen need help finding anything, let me know. " Whoops. Time for new glasses. Look, if GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO LOOK LIKE A MAN, DO NOT BE SUPRISED IF SOMEONE MISTAKES YOU FOR A MAN. ESPECIALLY SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE GLASSES. Mi dispiace (that's for Jen). 
