  urlLink All hail the red, white and blue! And brown, orange, purple, teal... &nbsp; urlLink In their endless quest to return America to the days of fictitious yore, the Religious Right has done everything short of replacing Old Glory. Well, at least until now. This new flag received national attention when it was the focus of a segment on urlLink The 700 Club , a national TV program that is always on the forefront of today's trends. "Our LORD's flag" was designed by Marcia Thompson Eldreth, who also calls her creation "The United States National Christian Flag 2003.
" This modern-day Betsy Ross wannabe is nothing if not an artist of the people; conscious of the fact that Joe Communion-Wafer might not be able to afford the flag, Eldreth has designed urlLink a cheaper one for us common folk. How nice of her! (Click link, then go to "description," cheapie. ) There's even urlLink a special pledge that our public-school kids can say every morning before learning about the Constitution in social-studies class. Click the link and read it, but only if you have an iron stomach, pilgrim. As long as we're going to change the American flag, then we're going to need some affectionate nicknames. Here are some possible options: "Old Testament Glory" "The Stars and Stigmata" "The Union Jesus" "Passion of the Eagle" "The Cruciflag" "The North-Star-Spangled Banner" Before I'm stoned to death, I just want to say that this is a free country; if you want to fly this flag, go for it.
Part of what makes America great is that we can accommodate all theological leanings. But that also means that we aren't going to adopt a new national flag anytime soon. And if we do decide to adopt a theological banner, then I'll adopt a new flag as well--one with a maple leaf. Ease your pain at urlLink www.uschristianflag.com . And for the love of God, please don't tell them I sent you! 
