  1. Learn something new everyday (such as how to make your own blog, teehee). 2. Never attempt to bribe the guard with a Jollibee meal (Barnies* mistake!). 3. Always cover your ass (a variation of: if you have to do something wrong, do it right). 4.
Be friendly to your next-cubicle neighbor. She has the power to incriminate you. 5. Bring your own utensils (and never swipe someone elses coffee mug). 6. Avoid office gossips like the plague! 7. Take long lunches only on Fridays. 8. What you dont know can actually kill you. 9. Your boss may be dispensable but the banking circle is small. Go figure. 10. You can never be friends with everyone in the office (Ive given up on that a long time ago.
The Vatican will never beatify me!). *Barnie  not his real name; a former officemate kicked out of Kulitibank for lying, bribing and for committing all sorts of minor corporate crimes. 
