  As you know, I am a blonde.&nbsp; Not just in hair color.&nbsp; I have my 'blonde moments', too.&nbsp; I have always been proud of the fact that I am a blonde.&nbsp; But I've noticed lately that there&nbsp;is a new crop of blondes out there&nbsp;who are giving the rest of us a bad name.
Blondes were once the 'it' girls, and for good reason.&nbsp; It started with Jean Harlow.&nbsp; You've gotta love a woman of the 1920's who refused to wear undergarments.&nbsp; urlLink Jean Harlow Then there was Marilyn Monroe.&nbsp; I don't think I need to say anything about Marilyn.&nbsp; Sure she was a&nbsp;messed-up pill-popper, but what a blonde . urlLink Marilyn Monroe Right behind Marilyn came Jayne Mansfield. Ms. Pink herself. I love the fact that she had 5 kids and still had that killer body. A personal trainer can't do that for you. You're just born that way. urlLink Jayne Mansfield Then there's my favorite blonde of all--Angie Dickinson. How could you not love Policewoman? I think Angie is the epitomy of a cool blonde . That sexy voice, the knockout figure, and she hung out with Frank Sinatra to boot.
Enough said. urlLink Angie Dickinson Now we come to the current crop of blondes--what I'll refer to as the "Blonde Hall of Shame". I'll start with the worst one--Anne Nicole Smith. It's particularly annoying when people make the comparison of&nbsp;her and Marilyn Monroe. At least Marilyn married for love and she tried to hold down steady employment. Anna Nicole just can't pull off the troubled pill-popper routine in the romanticized way that Marilyn did. We felt sorry for Marilyn. Anna Nicole is just down right annoying. She looks like a big dumb stoned cow with a bad bleach job.
urlLink Anna Nicole Smith I didn't think it would be possible to be trashier than Anna Nicole. Then along came Christina Gag-uilera. Just look at the picture. What's that saying? A picture is worth a thousand words? I just have one for you--UGH!!! urlLink Christina Aguilera Then there's the latest blonde--Jessica Simpson. I thought I was dumb, but not knowing that tuna fish is fish ? That's just inexcusible. urlLink Jessica Simpson I'm not going to even get started on Britney Spears.
I'd be up all night, and I have to go to work tomorrow and make a living. After I win the lotto--that's when I'll write a post about Britney Spears. I'm beginning to wonder if cable is conspiring against us blondes. It occurs to me that a few of these blondes&nbsp;have cable 'reality' shows that are showcasing their stupidity, and the others get lots of TV time on cable networks such as E! and MTV. Maybe there are a bunch of jealous brunettes in charge of these networks who've heard the "blondes have more fun" quote one too many times.
Or maybe these new blondes are so dumb that they're just too easy targets to ignore. Nobody would have messed with Angie Dickinson in her hey day. 
