  Ok, so, Allie's pirate reminded me of this crazy crazy happening on sunday. I shall tell the story: Katie Davis and I were sailing in her JY-15. We were cruising on a reach with 20mph winds and huge rolling waves, and we were girl-talking and having a blast. A huge sailboat is headed on collision course with us. We, however, were the leeward boat (futher from the wind), meaning that we had the right of way. We're crazy fuckers so we took this dude on. We get a little closer and I say, "Holy shit, there's a pirate flag". Katie screams, "Why the hell would they be flying that? " I say, "well I heard there really are pirates around here.
Katie answers, "You fuckhead, I told you that. Feeling humiliated, I say, "Oh well they'll move. " He didn't move! We had to change our course and these crazy pirate dudes looked behind and were like, "woah there's a boat. " Ok, they didn't board our boat and steal our shit (which would be like katie's expensive breast impants and my golden fillings). No I'm kidding, we have neither of these. In other words, there was nothing on our boat. They didn't come after us.
Crap, my story sucked. Today I made friends with this guy, Mark, in Driver's Ed. I also told Molly about the girl on the train who told me all about her sex toys boutique and invited me to a party. I said sex toys and the blond bitches turned around. It was hilarious. 
