  Here is my final revised and completed survey to be used at your discretion. I expanded and added to the original and left some questions alone that would not be entirely accurate because of the time in which they were answered that I left in place for various reasons, usually I thought they told some little thing about me you all should know. Give this to whomever you’d like and feel free to ask me any questions. I am and open book that has an open door and though this poses some serious structural problems I am emotionally content with the situation. Take care of yourselves because yes, I do care. Basics 1.
What time/date is it? 10:04 27 April 2. What is your name? Cory Alan Fitz 3. Nickname? Fitz, Fitzie baby, that guy back there who’s loosin’ it.
4. Gender? Male. I think. Yep, the testes are in place. 5.
Age? 16 as of 12 June 2003 6. What is your fav. thing about your appearance? The color of my hair 7. Least fav.
thing? It’s more my body in general than my appearance, like I wish I were shorter but it isn’t the look of my height. 8. Do you have a personal motto/quote? It happens…. Preferences 9.
Starbursts or skittles? Skittles. 10. Hair color? Black. 11.
Skin shade? Pale, as pale as possible (that is of course only if you’re white). 12. Peanut butter; creamy or crunchy? Only crunchy. 13.
Rainy or sunny? Rainy. 14. Black or white? Black. 15.
Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi. 16. Cats or dogs? Cats. 17.
Curly or straight (hair)? Straight. 18. Monkeys or tigers? Tigers. 19.
Abercrombie and Fitch or Aeropostale? I’ve never heard of the first. 20. Hardwood floors or carpeting? Hardwood floors. 21.
Make-up? No. 22. Drive or be driven? Drive. 23.
All day shopping at the mall or Busch Gardens? Busch. 24. Dawn or sunset? Dawn or at night, I don’t like sunset . School 25.
Best subject? Business Law. 26. Worst subject? English. 27.
Favorite Subject? Sociology or Spanish. 28. How many classes do you take? Eight. 29.
Worst teacher (present)? Newton. 30. Best teacher (Present)? Freeman. 31.
Favorite Teacher? Freeman. 32. If you could go to a public/private school, which would you choose? Private if I could afford it - I don’t believe in public education. 33.
Uniforms? NO. 34. If you could skip one class and not get in trouble which class would you choose? Oceanography - wait I do all the time already. Interested in…?
35. Sports? Nope - I don’t mind doing things and being active though I don’t do so often enough, but I hate communal activity and team efforts and the like. And I can’t stand working towards a goal that gives me nothing - like scoring a goal, winning the game. 36. Art?
Nope. Maybe it looks pretty, ok, but I’m not often moved by art, nor do I have the talent for it. 37. Mythology? Not really, I do seem to be getting into Beowulf though. But that’s probably because of my interest in history and Anglo-Saxon.
38. Pop culture? No. Most of the things I like tend not to be that popular. But I never shy away from popular things for that reason alone. That seems a bad criteria.
Or is it criterion? 39. Anime? Not at all. Just… no. Maybe later in my life.
40. Computers? Yes. I’m getting my A+ Certification some time next year so I hope to understand them even better. I suck at programming - I never apply myself. 41.
Calligraphy? No. I can’t even write cursive. 42. The medical field? No.
I long ago gave up the biological sciences. I prefer the more predictable. 43. The culinary arts? No. I can’t cook.
44. Horticulture/gardening? No. I don’t really like working with living things. 45. Interior design?
No. I want things to look nice but I’m not going to study ways of making it so. 46. Electronics? Not so much. I get easily bored with electronics.
I could do it but it bothers me. 47. Sexy ladies? Of course. Though my standards seem to be grossly different from most people. Worst aesthetically - a white woman who has decided to get a really dark tan, and has blonde hair, goldish blonde.
Music 48. What do you like to listen to? Good music (this does not include rap or country) 49. Fav. Radio station? 96.1 50.
Play any musical instruments? No 51. Any that you’d like to play? Not right now. When I have time… maybe piano-forte. 52.
Like to sing? On occasion 53. Any good? No 54. Fav. song?
This time imperfect, 99 luftballons, flagpole sitta 55. Fav. Artist(s)? too many to get accurately. Rammstein, Hot Hot Heat, Billy Talent, Linkin Park, AFI, and on and on…. 56.
Whose voice do you wish you possessed? The singer from Billy talent - his name isn’t Billy, but I forget what it is at the moment. 57. What do you listen to that you might be embarrassed about when telling your friends? None that I can think of. Books 58.
What was the worst book you were forced to read for school? The Color Purple 59. The best? The Catcher in the Rye. Maybe Beowulf if we do it next year. 60.
If you had to read a biography, whose would you read? John Dillinger - kick ass bank robber. 61. How often do you read? Used to more often. I’m starting to get into histories and more literature oriented things than my usual retinue of espionage thrillers and sci-fi novels.
62. What genre of books do you like? Sci-fi, spy thrillers, 63. Do you have a fav. book? The Godmakers by Frank Herbert.
Thank you Robert, no thanks to Chelsea. Too bad it’s out of print. Now I must get my own copy. 64. Fav. Author?
Frank Herbert. 65. What is your fav. series? Dune 66. If you could be any character, whom would you be and why?
Jason Bourne - he doesn’t know who he is and that person is really cool. He has to understand what exactly his past is and realizes that it becomes painful to hear. He falls in love amidst much death, international intrigue, and mystery, and his whole story has a sense of historical irony to it. I love that sort of thing. 67. If you could change the ending of any story, what story would you choose?
The illuminatus! Trilogy would make more sense. Currently none of it does. 68. How would you change it? I said so already.
69. Which is better; the book or the movie? Depends on the book and movie. Books based on movies always suck though. Do you… 70. Carry a purse to school?
No. 71. Like dark chocolate? Yes. 72. White chocolate?
Yes. 73. Think this reveals something about your subconscious feelings concerning race? No. 74. Participate in after school activities?
Not often. Spanish club usually. I plan to do a lot next year. Maybe Model UN, French and Spanish clubs. 75. Have any pets?
A cat. It’s more my sisters than mine. Actually we have two. I have no personal obligations to either. I used to have an iguana. 76.
Bad habits? I over-analyze everything. This leads to people disliking conversations with me. However I tend not to like those people anyway. It’s an automatic filter for my kind of people. 77.
Siblings? 1.5. I have a younger sister (four years my junior) and an older half sister (four years my senior) who is from my father’s previous marriage. She only lived with us for a couple of years before she ran away in her senior year of college. For those of you with yearbooks of my ninth grade year can find her as a senior (Jessica Fitz). 78.
Wear glasses? Yes. 79. How about flip-flops? Hate them. And so my feet are ridiculously pale.
80. Like to dance? Nope. 81. Like goldfish? Not really.
I don’t like an animal I can’t pet. 82. Enjoy playing w/ hot wax? No. Have you ever… 83. Loved someone so bad it made you cry?
No, wanted to. In fact I frequently wish that I could cry but I can’t remember the last time that I managed more than a single tear. 84. Listened to Brandy? Who? Who is that?
85. Put something metal in the microwave? Yes, my mother corrected me. 86. Been in a band? No.
87. Stolen something? He he…. Yeah. I used to often. But I think I’ve stopped the part of me addicted to larceny.
88. Been whipped w/ a leather belt? I wish….. 89. Been out of the country? Yes. Only Spain and Morocco.
Spring was the first time. 90. For how long? Ten days 91. Been in a situation where it was necessary for you to speak a foreign lang.? Yes.
92. Eaten doughnuts at cold-thirty in the morning in the ass-crack of dawn? No. I’ve eaten doughnuts though. 93. Made fun of someone who did so?
No, even though this question is obviously a Chelsea question. 94. Danced naked in the living room? No. 95. Been caught?
Hard to be when I haven’t. 96. Been skinny-dipping? No. I don’t like being naked. 97.
Cheated on someone? No. I’d end the relationship before I’d cheat on someone. I think I’d have too much respect for anyone I would date to do that. If nothing else I like to think of myself as a loyal person. 98.
Been cheated on? Hope not. 99. Wished you could travel back in time? Yes. 100.
Seen Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure? Yes. It was great. 101. What time would you travel to? The eighties, east Europe, fall of communism, I love the feeling of optimism.
Capitalism as an ideology could almost be respectable. 102. Been suspended from school? No, frequent detentions for tardiness though. 103. Bitten someone?
Been bitten. Not by a girl though, which is the way I’d rather have it. Actually Zach bit me once and I almost bled. That wasn’t that fun. 104. For fun or defense?
I don’t remember why he bit me. 105. Had a near death experience? I once ran my mom’s car into the side of our trailer. I thought I was going to die. I was very young.
106. Been abducted by aliens? No. 107. Been stood up? No.
108. Saved the world from darkness and oppression? Every day. Who was the last person that… 109. Hurt you physically? Don’t know 110.
Emotionally? Amanda, I don’t think that Katie ever did 111. Insulted you? Not quite sure. I’m sure it was Chelsea in a very joking manner. 112.
You hugged? Mike 113. You kissed? Katie 114. Made you laugh? Michelle 115.
What was so funny? She included my alter boy question. I was pleased. 116. You confided in? I confide in people all the time.
Recently Chelsea about part of my past that I really didn’t want to talk about. She didn’t quite reciprocate. 117. You threatened? Zach 118. Gave you something?
Zach 119. Made you lunch? Well, Thomas let me use his kitchen to make a marshmallow fluff and peanut butter sandwich. Too bad he didn’t have crunchy. 120. Bought you lunch/dinner/breakfast?
My parents. Dinner at Applebees. Terrible waitress. 121. Got on your nerves? My sister.
Constantly. 122. You went veloci-raptor on? No one… 123. You went to the movies with? Noah and Ryan.
Van Helsing. I was stoned so I don’t really remember what happened. 124. You totally ignored? Don’t remember. There’s that weird kid in my homeroom that looks vaguely Hispanic that I try to ignore when he tries to talk to me.
God, do I hate him. 125. You blew off to do something else? Melissa - sister Beliefs 126. What are your political beliefs? Libertarian 127.
Religious beliefs? It’s complex. I’m considering becoming more involved in my church and actually going again. I just like the Episcopal Church. They seem quite tolerant and maintain many of the traditions from Catholicism that I like. 128.
Are you associated with a political party? Libertarian. I’ve even considered joining the Free State Project and moving to New Hampshire. 129. A particular religion/church? Episcopal baptism, Abingdon church 130.
Do you believe in magic, in a young girl’s heart, how the music can free her whenever it starts? What? 131. Ghosts? No. I don’t believe in magic or any of that crap.
132. Aliens? I don’t think they’ve come here but I think they exist. 133. Leprechauns? No.
134. Have you ever had a major argument with your parents/friends about your beliefs? Quite often. I’m always right. 135. Do you believe in good luck charms?
No. I’m sentimental though. I tend to keep a lot of stuff. Except after I break off ties with people, then I destroy everything I have of theirs. 136. Vampires?
No. 137. Fate? No, but I thoroughly enjoy historic irony. 138. Witches: another name for Satanists?
or just nice pagan people? The latter Friends 139. Who listens to all your opinions/complaints? Mostly Zach I guess, but I’m a very open person and I’ll talk about what’s bothering me with anyone if they ask. I try not to heap it on people so tell me if I am. 140. Who is your closest friend? Probably Zach.
141. Funniest? Zach, when we get in some conversation that only the two of us would understand. 142. Smartest? I honestly don’t know.
I seriously envy Chelsea’s proficiency in French, and the computer skills of many which I lack. But I can’t say who is overall most intelligent. 143. Weirdest? Rebekah. 144.
Shyest? Katie Zdyb, though I don’t know her well. 145. Most outgoing? Chelsea, when she’s in an outgoing mood. 146.
Most annoying? Zach. 147. If you could be any 1 of your friends from 1-7 days who would it be? Chelsea. 148.
Why? I would speak French. 149. Attracted to any of your friends/acquaintances? All of you - ha ha! Now you’re nervous.
I’m even thinking of you in a sexual way as you read this. And it involves bondage. 150. If you could live at a friend’s house, at whose house would you live? Zach. 151.
Why? He has a nice house. Dammit. 152. If you could trade families with any of your friends who would it be? Whichever makes the most money.
153. Why? Money. 154. If 1 of your friends was to be your roommate at college who would it be? Noah.
155. Why? He’s the funny stoner guy. 156. Who do you trust most? I’m very trusting but maybe Noah. He can be understanding if though high.
Zach will fuck with you. Fuck with your head. For fun. Favorites 157. What is your favorite flower/plant? Aloe.
158. Mythical creature? Phoenix. 159. Scent? None.
I like unscented things. 160. Material? Death. 161. Oldies song?
Uh, how about piano man? 162. Ice-cream flavor? French Vanilla 163. Pattern? Plain.
I don’t like patterns. 164. Store? Barnes and Noble. 165. Country?
Spain. I’ve been there. Uh, I’d probably like Germany better though. 166. Dinosaur? Velociraptor.
167. Thing (not person) to cuddle with? Other people’s clothes. Which I do moer often than I should. 168. Who is your favorite Ninja Turtle? Krag!
Fuck the turtles. 169. Relative? My dead grandfather and bi-maternal great grandfather 170. Comedian? The executive transvestite.
Can’t remember his name. 171. Chelsea? Why Darouse of course. 172. Member of SNL (past or present)?
Don’t know any. Don’t really watch SNL. Numbers 173. When you’re pissed and don’t want to show your anger, what # do you count up to in your head? Nothing. I usually just show it.
174. How many TVs do you have? Three. 175. In how many houses have you lived? Two trailers.
One here, one in a trailer park in Newport News until I was three. (No, I don’t live in a trailer park now. ) 176. How many times have you seen the Matrix? Two or three. 177.
How many times have you been to the movies in the last month? Maybe three. 178. Does the # 69 ever make you giggle like a schoolgirl? Yes. I am a schoolgirl.
179. How many friends’ phone #s do you have memorized? A few, don’t know how many. I usually remember the shapes the numbers make, oddly. 180. Is there a # in your screen name/e-mail address?
87 181. Have you ever counted something on the ceiling or floor out of pure boredom? Tiles usually. 182. Do you ever use the #s on the right hand side of the keyboard? Always.
183. How many nipples do you possess? Two-ish . I think. Should be around that. Video Games 184.
What is your fav. system ever? PC 185. Or do you prefer P.C games? Yep. 186.
Fav. series? None. 187. What genre of video games do you most often play? First Person Shooters.
188. What are your thoughts on the X-Box? I have none. 189. Best looking male character? Huh?
190. Female character? Still huh? 191. What game do you most often play with your friends? Psychological games….
192. Alone? I don’t really play games. 193. What’s the longest time you’ve ever spent playing video games w/o/ stopping? I was little.
Several hours. 194. If you could live in one fictional video game world, where would you choose? Half-Life, or Frogger. Nice frog. 195.
Is there a game at which you’re almost unbeatable/undefeated? No. 196. The video game achievement/high score you’re most proud of? None. Completing Half-Life and getting to the G-Man scene.
That was bitchin. What do you think of… 197. Rueben sandwiches? Yummy. 198. Gay marriage?
Fun. 199. Domesticating wild birds? No. 200. The Peace Corps.?
I’d like to try 201. The Patriot Act? Bad. 202. Bagpipe music? Wal-Mart.
203. Platform shoes? Stupid. 204. Hunting for sport? Pointless.
205. Soft-core Cinemax porn? Blocked. 206. Chartreuse? Now I think of Rebekah.
207. Divorce? The War Of The Roses! And why I’m a bastard. 208. Naming children after cars?
NO 209. South Park? Enjoyable social commentary. 210. The death penalty? I’m split.
211. Answering machines? Voicemail is better. Movies and TV 212. On avg., how many hrs. a week do you spend watching TV.?
Not many. I only really watch music television (MTV, M2, VH1, FUSE, and the music channels we get such as alternative) and the news (FOX, News World International, etc.). 213. What is your fav. cartoon? Rocko’s Modern Life (probably misspelled that).
214. Who’s your fav. actor? Jude Law, great in eXistenZ. 215. Actress?
Franka Potente, better in the German films but okay in Bourne Identity. 216. Have your parents ever tried to regulate what you watch? No. Well, there was a code on my satellite receiver but it was 0123 which isn’t hard to break 217. Are there any shows you watch regularly?
International News First on NWI. 218. What’s your fav. talkshow? The Daily Show. 219.
Do you think TV. should be censored? No. 220. Do you think kids today watch too much TV.? Yes, too little reading.
221. Is there such a thing? Yes. Obviously. 222. What genre of movies do you most enjoy?
Action that involves multiple countries. And crime movies. 223. Rent and watch at home or go to the theater? Theater. And I love going with people.
And talking during movies. 224. Like watching movies by yourself or with friends/family? With friends at theater. By myself at home. 225.
The most # of times you’ve seen one movie in the theatre? Two. Freddy vs. Jason at the same theater with Zach. 226. What is your fav. movie made from a book(that you’ve read)?
The Bourne Identity. 227. The movie you’ve rented most often? The Bourne Identity. Harry Potter NO to this section. I hate Harry Potter.
228. Beauxbatons, Durmstrang or Hogwarts? 229. What Hogwarts house do you belong in? 230. Why?
231. If you attended Hogwarts, at what subject would you excel? 232. What pet would you bring with you? 233. What character do you most desire to be killed off?
234. Which book is your fav. in the series? 235. What book would you change the most if you could? 236.
What character would most likely be your friend? 237. What H.P. creature are you most afraid of? 238. Describe your wand(measurements and materials).
239. Who’s your fav. Weasley? 240. What’s your psychoanalytical opinion on Draco Malfoy? When was the last time?
241. You took a shower? This morning. 242. Lied to your parents? Probably today, it’s automatic.
243. What about? I don’t know. 244. Cut your hair? I don’t cut my own hair.
But if you’ve been watching it it’s been quite a long time. 245. Wore a costume? Years ago. Probably Halloween and probably as the Borg. Yes, I was a trekkie.
246. Threatened a computer? A week ago. 247. Thought about someone you miss? Today.
I end up missing a lot of people. I always get too attached to people. 248. Volunteered? Last year. Or maybe two.
Whenever I tutored at Peasley. 249. Went to a concert? Earlier this year. 250. Who did you see? The Dead.
With my family and Noah. 251. Cleaned your room (completely)? About a month ago. Fashion 252. What is your fav.
item of clothing? Don’t have one. 253. What color do you think you look best in? Black 254. What was/is your most embarrassing outfit?
Not sure. 255. Who is your fav. designer? Ha! Designer… 256. What is your footwear of choice?
New Balance. 257. What do you think this reveals about you? That I have very large and particularly wide feet and that New Balance just happens to fit me well. 258. What is your most uncomfortable item of clothing (that you wear anyway)?
A smile. 259. What type of jewelry are you usually sporting? Nothing. When I was younger I actually used to have my ear pierced. 260.
At what age did you start to pick out your own clothes? Most of my life. 261. Who do you most enjoy shopping with? Myself. I follow around other people shopping and I don’t mind that but when I shop myself I’m usually alone because I have particular tastes in everything. 262.
Is there an item of clothing you would really like to borrow from a friend? No, none would fit. Past 263. What was your worst childhood nightmare? A headless man chased me around my house on the ceiling while my family sat hypnotized watching TV. 264.
Have you ever been in a car accident? Just the pother day. Well, a few weeks now. 265. Who was your best buddy when you were 5? Possibly Paige. We were in kindergarten together.
Or maybe my older sister Jessica. 266. Is there anyone you were friends with in Elem. School that turned out to be really stupid/mean? Andrew, just never grew up i.e. stupid.
267. Did you have a childhood archenemy? No. People I’ve hated though, like Derek Vobornik. 268. Did you ever have to share a bedroom with a sibling(for a substantial amount of time)?
I used to share a room with my half sister when she came over for visitation every other weekend. 269. What was the best advice you were ever given? Don’t stalk people Cory. 270. The worst?
Don’t worry. 271. Did you have an imaginary friend? No. 272. Were you jealous of others who did?
No. 273. Have you ever had to switch schools in the middle of the year? Never. I’ve always been in the Gloucester school system and stayed in the school I started. Present 274.
Where do you live and what kind of house do you live in? The ass of nowhere in the northern end of the county next to Sonia Novak, I live in an ill kept trailer at the top of a hill. 275. Are you happy with these arrangements? NO! 276.
What book(s) are you reading? 1066 Year Of The Conquest, and Beowulf. 277. What time is it? 10:33 PM 278. Are you listening to music?
Yes. 279. What kind of car do you drive? 88 Honda Accord 280. Do you have chores? No.
But I help out in doing dishes and taking out the trash. 281. Do you get an allowance/money for chores? No. But my mom gives me money all the time. 282.
Do you have a job? No, but I’m about to start looking big time. 283. Do you like chicken? Yes. Grilled mostly.
284. What are you worried about most right now? That Leigh Ann might have to leave. 285. Are you ticklish? Very much so.
Future 286. Where do you plan on attending school (after H.S.)? Somewhere that has a good language program, is cheap and maybe small and has a nice campus. Mostly anywhere that’ll have me. 287. Or do you plan on going straight into the workforce?
Not really. Though I plan on having a job. 288. What job/major are you aiming for? Something linguistic, maybe I’ll go into the military to help pay for college and/or travel and get job experience. Or maybe after I get a degree I’ll join the Peace Corps.
I’ve always wanted to teach EFL (English as a Foreign Language). 289. Where do you want to live? Everywhere, Europe, maybe Asia, north and south America, hell every continent eventually. 290. What kind of house do you want to live in?
Several small ones all over the globe. I want a library and a nice view. Windows and lots of glass. Somewhere cold though so maybe I’ll need the insulation. I don’t like heat. 291.
Do you want to marry? Yes. I could see myself as a good husband. I’m sure you’re all snickering now. 292. How many kids do you want?
None or maybe one or two. I don’t want a large family, but I’d love to help mold a child. I’d try and not be controlling but I’d like to see some whole make the most of their potential. 293. Are most of these wishes realistic? Yes.
I’d like to think so. I’ll get back to you in a few decades. 294. Do you have a life goal to be completed other than those mentioned above? Fluency and love. 295.
Do you think you’ll keep in touch with at least 5 of your friends after H.S.? I hope so. Love and Lust 296. What drives you wild (in a good way) about the opposite sex? Dark hair. 297.
In a bad way? Ditziness - stupid guys are less annoying than stupid girls for some reason. I don’t mean that immaturity bothers me, just stupidity. 298. Are you single or taken? Single.
299. Straight/bi/or gay? Bi. Is that a problem? 300. Would you rather have a series of short superficial relationships that end on a good note or one long meaningful relationship that ends badly?
Probably the last. 301. Is there a song that makes you think of that special someone? No. I don’t think so. 302.
Would you date a friend if you knew you wouldn’t be friends afterwards? Maybe not. Depends on how good of a friend we were. But you shouldn’t date someone if you can’t be friends with them. 303. Favorite physical feature of the opp.
sex? Hair. I love hair. I’m a freak aren’t I? I also like girls in winter clothes like sweaters. 304.
Do you watch porn on a regular basis? Not any longer, I accidentally locked myself out of all the good porn channels. Dammit. 305. Would you go out with your friend’s dumpee? Yes.
But only for love. 306. Do you incorporate your parents’ standards into your dating choices? No. I don’t like my parents’ standards. 307.
Do your parents approve of most of the people you date? They approve of whom I tell them to. 308. Would you end a friendship on the suggestion of your sig. other? Only a very insignificant one (friend not other).
309. Would you hold a grudge against your sig. other’s past relationships if they’re still friends? Maybe. I wouldn’t doubt that I could get jealous. But I doubt I’d say anything about it.
310. How far are you willing to go on a 1st date? As far as the other person wants, but I don’t push. 311. Would you change yourself to be more compatible w/ someone you liked? I would accentuate different qualities of myself but I wouldn’t change my nature.
312. Do you like horny bunnies? Of course. Who doesn’t? Hypothetical Nonsense 313. What would you do if your son was at home, cryin all alone on the bedroom floor, cuz he’s hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep w/ a man for a little bit o’ money?
Sleep with many men for lots of money. 314. If you were mugged in the middle of nowhere w/ only 50 cents and a payphone mysteriously nearby whom would you call? Zach. And hope he has money and a ride. 315.
If you were drowning in a pit of Jell-O whom would you want to save you? Allison Hannigan. I’d just really like to get her in a pit of Jell-O. 316. If you were stranded on a desert island, what 3 things would you bring? Food, a sat-phone, and a solar stove.
317. If you had 3 wishes what would you wish for (no wishing for more wishes)? For less wishes. I don’t like three. 318. If you could interchange your parents w/ 2 celebrities whom would you choose?
Franka Potente and Jude Law. 319. If you were granted a superpower what would it be? Complete control over my memory. I’d play mind games with myself. Like put myself in some random city with some money and give myself amnesia.
Then leave clues to find out who I am and how to restore my memory. I’ve always wanted to do that. 320. Red pill or blue pill? The red pill - that gets you out right? I want to be awakened.
321. If you had something in your front pocket what would it be? A gun. 322. If you owned your own kingdom what would it be called? Fitzerland.
323. What would be the national holiday? None. 324. There’s a fork in the road; do you take the road less traveled or the fork? The spork.
325. If you had to kill somebody what method would you choose? Disembowelment. 326. If you had a magical crystal ball that would let you peek into the future any time you wished would you use it? Yes.
327. If you and 1 friend were sucked into an alternate world and only one of you could go back, how would you choose? Depends on the alternate world. 328. You’re walking down the street and see a flock of penguins flying through the air in a refrigerator, would you report it or keep your mouth shut? I’d chuckle.
329. What if the penguins spoke to you in Canadian accents seeking help? I’d respond in a Canadian accent. 330. What would you do if you went to bed and woke up as the opp. gender?
Go back to sleep as the opposite gender. 331. If you could go to an anime convention in one costume regardless of difficulty or cost, what character would you choose? Huh? I’m expected to actually know an anime character? What would you say… 332.
If a stranger came up to you asking for a hug? Come here stranger, give me a hug. 333. If you found out someone was cheating off of you during a test? I would move the test closer to that person and in an angle as to give them a better vantage point. 334.
If you found a sexy cowboy picture of Renss? What are you talking about? I don’t keep one in my wallet… 335. If you caught your parents making out half-naked? OH SWEET JESUS!! WHY CAN’T I SEE!?!
336. To the aliens if some landed in your backyard? Aloha, island buddies! 337. What would you say if Will Ferrell showed up at your front door in a thong? Yo.
338. You saw Chelsea walking down the street w/ a bloody axe? Hey, Chelsea, can I borrow you bloody axe? 339. If you went to bed and woke up 1,000 yrs. later?
Dude, where’s my car? 340. If you found a bag of pot in your bushes? Noah? 341. If 1 of your parents told you they were getting a sex change?
I’m glad I’m moving out… Tears and fears 342. What dead relative/pet did you cry over most? I never did… 343. What relationship has made you cry the most? None has. 344.
What movies have made you cry? None. 345. What songs? None. 346.
What books? I can’t cry ok? I wish I could but I haven’t for years. 347. Are you afraid of any animals? Fuckin’ spiders….
348. Are you afraid of the dark? No. 349. Have you ever been? No.
I like the dark. 350. Have you ever been seriously afraid of a sibling/friend? No. 351. What friend has hurt your feelings the most?
Daniel, backstabbing bastard… 352. What family member? Paternal grandmother maybe. 353. Who, in your opinion, has the scariest/creepiest voice? No one. 354.
Have you ever been so afraid of something it made you cry? No. 355. Does that cheesy horror flick music ever get on your nerves? No, I have a CD of cheesy horror music. 356.
Have you ever cried over broken trust? No. I’ve caused it and it made me feel bad. Gloucester 357. What do you think of the school colors/mascot? Stupid.
358. What is your favorite thing to do in Gloucester? Leave it. 359. What class would you most like to see at GHS? German, or the Coup d’Etat.
360. What’s the best thing about Gloucester? Whatever isn’t my house. 361. What’s the worst thing? My house.
362. If you haven’t lived here all your life, when did you move here? When I was three. 363. Is there a shop in Gloucester you’ve never been to but would like to visit? No.
364. Restaurant? No. 365. What do you think of those goddamn beehives? Missile silos.
They’re hidden under the beehives and will launch when the time is right. I’ve been saying it since eighth grade and NO I’M NOT FUCKING PARANOID! 366. Would you live here if you had a choice? No. 367.
Who’s the coolest cool kid in G-Town? I am, fucker. 368. Marching Band or ROTC? They should do battle. ROTC would be winning but then Metal shop would come in with some freakish creation that would kill them all.
369. How many different types of sports games have you attended while at GHS? Only football. And I never once watched it. I go because of people and stuff. 370.
If you could entice 1 store/restaurant to put up shop in G-town, what would it be? Arby’s. Names What do you think of when you hear these names? 371. Jacques Hemorrhoid 372. Francis Ferdinand 373.
Nick Hubbard 374. Pedro Fucking Mexican 375. Beth Christian 376. Candy Chocolate 377. Peter Piper 378. Alex Trebek 379.
Isabelle the stupid spanish anti-semitic whore 380. Sean Anderson 381. Patricia Thomas’s mom 382. Jerry Springer 383. Cassandra Shaw the stupid whore may she rot in the depths of hell! 384.
Wendy’s 385. Henry Clay 386. Jackson Five 387. Thomas Sindle’s sister 388. Cindy My mom 389. Dan that guy in that class Fuzzy Memories 390.
Do you remember the worst experience you’ve had w/ a splinter? I got one in my lip from a toothpick. Yes, it is possible. 391. Do you have pictures in your room w/people in them you don’t remember? Yes.
392. Do you ever wonder if you were friends w/ those people? Yes. I guess I must have been. 393. Are there any foods you remember hating when you were little, that you like now?
Yes, brussel sprouts. 394. That you like now but hated when you were little? That’s the same damn question! 395. What is your saddest memory from before you were 10?
My dog dying. Actually we found Sandy dead in the bushes near our house. 396. Do you remember playing with your favorite toy when you were little? Yes. It was a stuffed dog and a rather popular design.
I called him Fluffer. Colors What is your fav. item of this color/pattern? A lot of these I don't have any of but this is what I do. 397. Olive green A jacket.
398. Purple The bookbag I sent to the impoverished children of Guatemala. 399. Sky Blue My room. 400. Royal Blue 401.
Indigo 402. Scarlet 403. Neon yellow 404. Aqua 405. Neon orange 406. Black and white striped 407.
Plaid Noah. 408. Silver Computer - even though it's broken. 409. Hot Pink 410. Polka Dot Humor 411.
Do you laugh at slapstick comedy? Yep. 412. How about dirty jokes? Yep. 413.
What’s your fav. funny story? Robert’s. 414. Favorite satire? The Long Dark Tea Time Of The Soul.
415. Do you have a sarcasm voice? No, monotone all the way. 416. Have you ever laughed so hard something came out of your nose? Yeah.
Usually some kind of drink. 417. What’s your favorite humorous insult? Heh? I don’t really have one. 418.
Is there someone you laugh at every time you see them just cuz they’re so funny looking? This guy that looks like a potato. 419. What’ s your fav. scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail? I’ve never seen it.
Would you ever… 420. Participate in a ménage à trois? No. I’d do a lot of strange sexual things but I’m a very monogamous person. 421. Shave yourself bald?
No, I have scars from where I scratched myself when I had chickenpox. 422. Put a live goldfish in your mouth? Possibly. For money. 423.
Eat canned cat food? Maybe. Again for money. 424. Go out w/ someone more than 7 yrs. older/younger than you?
Older, not younger yet, that would make the person like ten, maybe when the age difference was less noticeable. Twenty four isn’t too old. 425. Wear bright red pleather pants out and about? No. I don’t like red.
Or pleather. 426. Go streaking at a pro football game? No. I like wearing clothes. 427.
Be Fitz’s altar boy? I can’t be my own… 428. Get your face tattooed? No. Hate tattoos. I think they’re ugly.
429. Pierce a nipple? No. 430. Read and try exotic things from the Kama Sutra? Yes.
431. Pose for a nude painting? No. 432. Eat food out of a garbage can? I already have.
433. Join a fraternity/sorority? Probably not. I’m not a group person. 434. Let your dog kiss you on the lips?
Yes. If I had a dog. 435. Grow your fingernails to world record length? No. 436.
Watch a dirty movie with your parents? No. Eew. 437. Work at Hooters? Yes.
438. What about Raisins? Raisins? 439. Go to a bluegrass concert? I hate Bluegrass.
440. Join the military? Yes. 441. Go out with Shelly’s sister (Leigh Ann)? I don’t think I’d oppose it but It’d depend on the situation.
442. Take Shelly’s pants off? Is that an invitation? 443. Buy a douche from the dollar tree? Um, I don’t think so.
Sounds like low quality. And I like to have my douches to be top of the line. 444. Swim the English Channel? Sure. 445.
Let someone shoot an apple off your head w/ an arrow? No. 446. Enter a dance competition? No. I don’t like to dance.
Hence I wouldn’t like to do so for a very long time. 447. Save a friend’s life if it meant risking your own? Depends on the friend and the situation. But for a close friend and not too painful circumstances, okay. 448.
Let a vampire bite you? If the vampire was sexy. 449. Make love to anything that wasn’t human/alive? Not an animal. 450.
Wear a man skirt (not kilt: skirt)? If I shaved. I’m not going to wear a skirt with my hairy legs. 451. Dress up like Britney Spears and grope a cardboard cutout of Justin Timberlake at the mall? Well, I do that already… 452.
Sleep outside the box office in order to get tickets? Sure. For a really good movie. It would end up being a movie no one really wanted to see and I’d be the only one there. 453. Give a total stranger a massage?
Hell yeah. 454. Wear a thong to the beach? God no. I wouldn’t put all of you through that. 455.
Go to a nude beach? Not if I were nude. Random Section with one Question 456. What is your fav. shade of white? Blue (Shouldn’t this go in the color section?…oh well) Fill in the Blank 457.
Mary had a little __________. Dancing monkey 458. Oh my God! It’s a _________. car 459. Look at those ginormous__________.
houses 460. What a ________! shame 461. What’s that leaking from your __________. thermos 462. There’s a ________ under the bed.
blanket 463. Excuse me is this _________ yours? shirt 464. You forgot your __________. shoes 465. Did you get the _________?
oven 466. Honey, could you pass me the ________? pepper 467. Is that a ________ in your pants or are you just happy to see me? LARGE THROBBING COCK 468. Jesus Christ!
Run! It’s a ___________! moving vehicle 469. Please Mister! I just want some _________. money 470.
That’s a nasty looking _______. You should get that checked out. cut 471. Ring around the rosy, pocket full of ________. flowers 472. "I need more ________!
" time 473. "Oh. My. God. Becky look at her ________. " clothes In the past 24 hrs.
have you….? 474. Stroked something and called it "my precious"? No. 475. French kissed someone?
No. 476. Been to the doctor? No. 477. Brushed your teeth more than once?
Yes. 478. Bought someone a present? No. 479. Been on-line?
Yes. 480. Watched a movie? No. 481. Went medieval on a squirrel?
No. 482. Apologized? Profusely to Leigh Ann -- didn’t even do anything wrong, just a habit. 483. Cuddled with a kitty cat?
Yes. I’m a cat person. 484. Climbed a set of stairs? Yes . Miscellaneous 485.
What’s your favorite shade of transparent? Blue. 486. What’s your favorite kind of denim? There are kinds? 487.
What’s your favorite 20th century decade? 90s. 488. What’s the 1st thing that pops into your head when you see yourself in the mirror? Hobo. 489.
Do you enjoy clocks? Yes. 490. Metal or bamboo wind chimes? Metal. 491.
In your opinion, what happened to the dinosaurs? Chelsea ate them. 492. What’s your favorite ancient civilization? Mongolian Empire. 493.
What’s the first letter on the eye chart? QWERTY. 494. Who, in your opinion, gives the best hugs? I do, but not when I’m surprised. Then I freeze up. Wrap Up 495.
Did you enjoy the survey? Yeah. 496. Do you feel enlightened about yourself/ others? A little. 497.
Do you have any questions you would have liked to have seen on our survey? More questions about personality type and future occupation. 498. Is there any question(s) you felt was too personal to answer? No. 499.
What time is it? 2:08 AM 24 May 2004 500. How are you feeling right about now? A little tired, a little lonely, and a little in pain. Time for bed and tomorrow. Make that a lot lonely. 
