  I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. -- Woody Allen The report of my death was an exaggeration. -- Mark Twain (New York Journal, June 1897) The man that runs away lives to die another day. -- A. E. Housman (A Shropshire Lad, 1896) If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
-- Sam Levenson I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. -- Jack Benny Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down. -- Terry Pratchett (Strata, 1981) It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life. -- Jimi Hendrix Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it. -- Somerset Maugham 
