  Having spent 5 hours in the pub last night I came home to attempt something I have seen done on TV a few times. After 1 hour, 5 flies and plenty of frustration I succeeded in attaching a small paper aeroplane via thin line to the back of a blue bottle fly. It was a defining moment in my life and one I shall remember for years to come. My next effort will involve 5 or 6 flies with which I hope to stage some sort of Battle of Britain re-inactment. It's amazing what interests you whilst drunk! Did you manage to find lexie in the end last night big 'un? 
