  Ties are gay. I like being able to come into work in whatever I like, although it makes it harder to distinguish between weekdays and weekends. I think most of Britney's knee problems could be improved by letting me massage her. Of course, sometimes the area that is sore isn't the area you need to massage, which I would explain to her as I fondled he boobs and diddled her nubbin. I've gone over to the bad place. 
