  What was actually happening& nbsp; there Dave!  -  a cop in the background whispering into his walkie talkie.  "  We have one,  I repeat we have one. eta to cell 1230. nbsp;  Good condition. mild bruising to left leg,
 good runner,  one careful beating.
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 All the cops leave the streets and convene at the local nick.
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 David Dickinson makes an Orange faced appearance and wanders around all the cells passing such comments as " There's a little chip here which may reduce it's value but&
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its head will certainly look good mounted on the wall. a bargain at £ 30" he then introduces two fresh out of training school cops.
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There's a £ 100,  you have half an hour to find some bargains!
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How will our amateurs do?  Find out at the end of the program!  David then introduces a hardened cop. So how long have you been in the business?
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Oh about 20 years" Anything caught your eye today?
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There's one in cell 3 with a fine set of teeth. it's going for about £ 30 quid. but is worth well over £ 60. imagine the fun you'd have putting your boot through those!
 Two cops return,  bright eyed and bushy tailed.
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 Satsuma faced David turns to them " And what have you fellows picked up today then?
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Well,  I've bought the one in cell 6 for £ 10. a bargain. come and look"  David looks perplexed. Oh deary deary me. sometimes you can't beat experience it has to be said. that looks like a half cast to me. you'll be lucky to make back half of what you paid at auction!  I can't be bothered to type anymore &
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